IN TOO DEEP

I always have epic baths.

But today I was supposed to meet my boyfriend.

Anticipating a lot of things,

I decided to shave.

I knew he'd like a cleaner ticket,

To Australia.

Err.. Yeah,

Whatever.

Shaving though is an elaborate process!

And today?

I made a complete mess of it.

The razor is cheap. Like any other.

And I think I need to invest in a better one.

Its time.

I make the place so foamy, that you can barely see.

Anyway, the trick is:

1. Make spot foamy.

2. Pull over with razor.

3. Clean razor with clean water.

4. Repeat.

Today I ended up doing it over and over,

And I got in too deep.

And there was a little blood I think.

Sigh.

It hurt.

A lot.

Then.

Of course later it was bliss.